OK , possibly its just me, but I seriously doubt it, is ANYONE out there sick and tired of hearing Oprah Winfrey still whining about her weight. God, she’s been talking about that every year since she got her own show. Does anyone remember the gross show where she pulled out a wagon full of chicken fat wearing some very , very tight blue jeans and announced proudly to anyone that was listening that this right before your very eyes was , yes, the exact amount of BLUBBER that was previously wobbling around on her body. Now I dont know about anyone else but I think she was underestimating it, they forgot to take in her “fro ” and her large earrings…. but on with her weight, every year she drags on a doctor to tell the rest of us poor idiots how to better our lives by living like Oprah, but most of the people I know dont yo yo 40 pounds up and down every other year. She has trainers, cooks, gurus,psychics, farmers,poor chillins,some white people and even a couple asians telling her what to do and she still ends up FAT !!! But, I must say this year she has topped herself. She started before the New Year with a 30 second Oprah-merrcial about how she is sooooo ashamed of herself for letting HERSELF down then she shows everyone before and after pics , sans blubber and blubberlicious. Then she tells us ( morons ) not to worry, because she is READY to pull herself together (again ) and let us in on it for the whole next week on her show …..
YIPPEEE, SET ASIDE THE WEEK !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The way I see it Oprah is ………….. GO HAVE YOUR PITY PARTY BY YOURSELF !!!
YOUR’E A BILLIONAIRE FOR GODS SAKE !!!! Do you really think that we unemployed, or half broke, getting divorced, homeless, toothless, one paycheck from losing our home people really give a *%$#@ ???????????? Well, not really, but since theres not alot else on at that time of day you will get alot of that crowd tuning in…
Oh, I must shamefully admit, I did watch part of the show today. You know what really got me. She, almost tearfully, said to the audience, ” You know, it dosn’t matter how many square feet you have, or how many cars you drive or how many knick knacks you have around the house, if you don’t have your health you have nothing….. “ Who is she kidding, she owns probably 10 homes all over the world and can have as many cars and as much stuff as she wants, so excuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssseeeeee me if my heart isnt bleeding for her….
I know this sounds petty on my part but if she really wants MY sympathy tell her to have her throat slit from side to side and then go on a liquid diet for a couple months , oh and by the way she cant talk…. that would give her ratings….
Sorry, didn’t mean to fall onto the Oprah-pity-train, but its fun once in awhile…. over it now….
Well, if you feel so inclined to improve yourself as much as Oprah tune in the rest of this week or tape it, if not go have 3 dozen wings a dozen beers and take a before and after picture and I bet you wont look any different in either one…..
VERY well written Julie!
Couldn’t agree with you more!
wow i cant stand that women if you live your life tobe like or worship that women or any mortal you are the bottom of the gene pool.the only one on tv that loves herself that much is tyra
Hey Duck!
Donn and I were just yakking about that last night and how weird it was that Larry King did a whole Oprah thing a couple of nights ago. Is he losing his mind too??? As you said, not really sure how many people are truly that interested in her on-going battle of the bulge. It gets really tired doesn’t it?