Why am I watching Dancing With the Stars?

Ok, I know how many of you zany people thrive on this show, but, i have to ask you , WHY? They are are bunch of chicks with boobs that just dont want to stay put, as I saw on the last dance where she was stuffing her left nipple then her right into place and the guy she was dancing with kept grinning , smiling and not checking out her posture….. they split their legs so far, there must be a OBGYN off stage to superglue a few spots back together.

I dont remember Lucy or Ethel ever dressing so risky….or even doing slutty things…. for Gods sake, they married couples even slept in separate beds, they got pregnant like our parents did. We don’t know , but they kissed and then next thing you know, baby on board!

There are a lot of good shows that aren’t afraid to tell it how it is. Have you seen Two and a Half Men? Now who can’t relate to that? I just watched the one tonite where Charlie and Alan had to go to a party and pretend to be gay”Okie Dokie Artichokie” BAH HA HA now that is funny stuff.

I dream of being a Sloth on Dancing with the stars and Canadian-American Idol. Lets see, Paula, Norah , Sandy and I could be clothed in nothing but moss and sunglasses and tied upside down by our feet and arms to a large plant. With two tiny dwarfs riding goats bringing us on stage. Lets see, we could sing, “It is Saturday night & we are the Sloths and everything is alright-groovy-copasetic- and titillating”…… Then they could torch up the pole and the judges would be grooving… while we made our way off stage riding the goats while the pygmies danced and boogie woogied around us…. we may not win, but we would be remembered…

Well, im off to watch LOST, now thats TV. People living in dual worlds and a guy who can turn into a big thing of smoke and wipe out everyone… I Shall continue with more on this later.

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One Response to Why am I watching Dancing With the Stars?

  1. Thanks for the suggestion. I will get in touch with Goose and Nort and we will attire ourselves in moss and hire a goat … just like old times! hahahahahahaha … I love your blog.

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